Post by Kenny on Mar 19, 2009 15:22:03 GMT -5
...So, I'm going to work, and I'm riding my motorbike… Motorbikes. And, uh… anyways, the first motorbike goes around a turn. The second one goes around a turn in the opposite direction. They both fly back at the speed of light, and hit each other like elastic bands, see? And uh, I end up with a couple of dicks in my ass. So, I'm asking myself, "Now where do those dicks come from?" I turn around. There are three men on motorbikes just like mine, staring at me, with their dicks in my ass. And I'm like, "What are the--What are the chances?” What are the odds...of having three men with their dicks in my ass, right, on the same kind of motorbike as me, riding around the same turn at the same time, getting hit in the elastic band sort of thing, and getting their dicks in my ass. Now that's just eh....that's just, you know....the universe, and how it works. And sometimes I'm astounded, you know, with how many dicks you can get in your ass at the same time. And, you know, at the same time I'm like, "Get these dicks out of my ass, I don't like these dicks in my ass." But at the same time, I'm like, "This is really something, something is really happening right here!" You can't just stick a dick in the ass. You have to, you know, you have to be like, "Oh! What's this dick doing in my ass?" But honestly, I'm not gonna lie, it's nice to have a dick in your ass. It doesn't mean anything more than just having a dick in your ass. I mean why can't a man stick his dick in another man's ass, without it being this whole... thing?
I’m sitting in my lounge; I’m uhh… Reading a book, it’s all about, you know, it’s all about science. But I’m just reading the index, seeing how many different pages there are, you know, in different subjects, how many times certain things are mentioned, you know, that sort of thing. I’m going through, writing them down in my tablet PC how many Tony Hawks there are, in this book of science, and so far I’m getting nothing! Anyways, so uhh... My transvestite husband, he walks in, okay? He lays down on my lap, and his stomach just explodes all over my face. Now, I didn’t notice for at least ten minutes that this had happened. Meanwhile, there’s… I don’t know, thirty or forty geeks walking in through my front door, sticking their dicks right up my ass! … Of course, I just turned to them and stuck my dick up their ass! Uhh, but, this didn’t turn out so well, because you know… Multiple asses, one dick doesn’t really work as well as multiple dicks one ass… But I managed.
Anyways, in the meantime I’ve got this carcass laying on top of me… right? And it’s just this… This dead husband of mine… Or whatever you wanna… It’s both… You know, husband, wife, sort of, it’s weird. Anyways… So it’s there, and I just don’t know what to do about it. I just got up, I walked away. I haven’t been back inside that house for a couple weeks now! It’s… I’m sure it smells terrible. I’m sure the police are wondering where I am. I’m not going back there. I don’t… You couldn’t pay me enough to go back there. You could stick your dick in my ass, and I would not go back there. Because it’s just… Bad memories, and it’s just… To be honest with you, I don’t care about the memories, or the ties, or the connections… It just smells horrible. And I remember sticking my dick in all those asses that one time. If you’ve ever done that… It is not fun.
Anyways, in the mean time, I’m sticking out at this guy’s house, he’s sticking his ass… in my dick. He’s sticking it right inside my dick, through my tiny urethra, which is slowly widening everyday, you know? In the meantime, I’m going to working every single day. Nobody’s asked me a question about this whole exploding stomach thing. And yet at the same time, they’re checkin’ out my ass. They’re like “Ohh, how many dicks did that guy fit in his ass?” It’s like everybody knows, but nobody’s saying anything… you know?
So, I don’t know… Like I said, there’s this whole sociological thing. You can’t just stick your dick in some guy’s ass, right? I mean, some people do. And I… You know, I applaud that. Clap… That’s me clapping. But, at the same time, I’m like… “Who do you think you are?” Everybody else is ‘playing by the rules’, and yet you’re the ass sticking your dick in my ass! Dicks in the ass… And yet everybody else is like “Whoa, I can’t do that!” You know? And people have tried; they’re like, “Well… What makes me any different, I’ll just stick my dick in their ass.” It’s wrong, and they get called out on it every time. And there are some people who can just do it… It doesn’t make any sense. To me, anyways.
Anyways, that’s my little two cents on that whole thing. You know, dicks in the ass. You know… “DICK IN YOUR ASS! HE’S GOT MY DICK IN MY ASS!” You know, that whole sort of thing. Uhh… It’s… It’s bigger then you think, you know? Heh, bigger then you think… Bigger then… It’s in your ass… It’s a dick in your ass, you know? Dicks in my ass! But no… Really, really, really, really… If you think about it, it’s a big phenomenon with the whole dicks in the ass thing. The entrance, the exit… The reentrance, if that’s how you roll. Uhh… The ass in the dick, that’s actually I think a specific case just for me. Painful at first, actually enjoyable… After a while. I’m lying, it’s just… It’s just painful. But, uhh.. That’s just how things are. That’s the whole shebang. I guess... That’s about it.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What’s this? ... OH, my goodness. Somebody left their dick in my ass. Yeah, yeah! Here it is, one sec… Yeah. That’s a dick all right. That’s a dick. Oh! Oh! … That’s two dicks! That’s several… There are multiple dicks in my ass! I guess that’s one of the things, I guess that’s why it’s a social thing, you know. It’s more of a service to not just stick your dick in their ass because you never know what’s gonna end up in your ass afterwards. I mean, look at me. I still got dicks in my ass. Nobody’s here, I’m all alone, and there’s still dicks in my ass. And that’s… That’s certainly something, that’s something else… If I do say so myself. But uhh, ooh… That’s kind of weird, actually. I’ve never actually… Actually, come to think about it, I probably have had dicks slept over in my ass… But that’s another story… That’s actually this story! Actually, ‘cuz we’re talking about the whole dicks in the ass. But, I’m sure you get the whole idea. It’s the dicks, your ass, you know, that sort of thing. Yeah, so uhh… That’s basically it. That’s basically; I guess I had my two cents. Dicks in the ass... That’s how it goes.
I hope you enjoyed it, that’s my spiel. That’s my little sp-sp-spiel about dicks in the ass. So ummm…….
There ya go!
Credit goes to Mr. TRCoolGuy for making such a beautiful spiel. My friend and I decided to type it up last night.
I’m sitting in my lounge; I’m uhh… Reading a book, it’s all about, you know, it’s all about science. But I’m just reading the index, seeing how many different pages there are, you know, in different subjects, how many times certain things are mentioned, you know, that sort of thing. I’m going through, writing them down in my tablet PC how many Tony Hawks there are, in this book of science, and so far I’m getting nothing! Anyways, so uhh... My transvestite husband, he walks in, okay? He lays down on my lap, and his stomach just explodes all over my face. Now, I didn’t notice for at least ten minutes that this had happened. Meanwhile, there’s… I don’t know, thirty or forty geeks walking in through my front door, sticking their dicks right up my ass! … Of course, I just turned to them and stuck my dick up their ass! Uhh, but, this didn’t turn out so well, because you know… Multiple asses, one dick doesn’t really work as well as multiple dicks one ass… But I managed.
Anyways, in the meantime I’ve got this carcass laying on top of me… right? And it’s just this… This dead husband of mine… Or whatever you wanna… It’s both… You know, husband, wife, sort of, it’s weird. Anyways… So it’s there, and I just don’t know what to do about it. I just got up, I walked away. I haven’t been back inside that house for a couple weeks now! It’s… I’m sure it smells terrible. I’m sure the police are wondering where I am. I’m not going back there. I don’t… You couldn’t pay me enough to go back there. You could stick your dick in my ass, and I would not go back there. Because it’s just… Bad memories, and it’s just… To be honest with you, I don’t care about the memories, or the ties, or the connections… It just smells horrible. And I remember sticking my dick in all those asses that one time. If you’ve ever done that… It is not fun.
Anyways, in the mean time, I’m sticking out at this guy’s house, he’s sticking his ass… in my dick. He’s sticking it right inside my dick, through my tiny urethra, which is slowly widening everyday, you know? In the meantime, I’m going to working every single day. Nobody’s asked me a question about this whole exploding stomach thing. And yet at the same time, they’re checkin’ out my ass. They’re like “Ohh, how many dicks did that guy fit in his ass?” It’s like everybody knows, but nobody’s saying anything… you know?
So, I don’t know… Like I said, there’s this whole sociological thing. You can’t just stick your dick in some guy’s ass, right? I mean, some people do. And I… You know, I applaud that. Clap… That’s me clapping. But, at the same time, I’m like… “Who do you think you are?” Everybody else is ‘playing by the rules’, and yet you’re the ass sticking your dick in my ass! Dicks in the ass… And yet everybody else is like “Whoa, I can’t do that!” You know? And people have tried; they’re like, “Well… What makes me any different, I’ll just stick my dick in their ass.” It’s wrong, and they get called out on it every time. And there are some people who can just do it… It doesn’t make any sense. To me, anyways.
Anyways, that’s my little two cents on that whole thing. You know, dicks in the ass. You know… “DICK IN YOUR ASS! HE’S GOT MY DICK IN MY ASS!” You know, that whole sort of thing. Uhh… It’s… It’s bigger then you think, you know? Heh, bigger then you think… Bigger then… It’s in your ass… It’s a dick in your ass, you know? Dicks in my ass! But no… Really, really, really, really… If you think about it, it’s a big phenomenon with the whole dicks in the ass thing. The entrance, the exit… The reentrance, if that’s how you roll. Uhh… The ass in the dick, that’s actually I think a specific case just for me. Painful at first, actually enjoyable… After a while. I’m lying, it’s just… It’s just painful. But, uhh.. That’s just how things are. That’s the whole shebang. I guess... That’s about it.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What’s this? ... OH, my goodness. Somebody left their dick in my ass. Yeah, yeah! Here it is, one sec… Yeah. That’s a dick all right. That’s a dick. Oh! Oh! … That’s two dicks! That’s several… There are multiple dicks in my ass! I guess that’s one of the things, I guess that’s why it’s a social thing, you know. It’s more of a service to not just stick your dick in their ass because you never know what’s gonna end up in your ass afterwards. I mean, look at me. I still got dicks in my ass. Nobody’s here, I’m all alone, and there’s still dicks in my ass. And that’s… That’s certainly something, that’s something else… If I do say so myself. But uhh, ooh… That’s kind of weird, actually. I’ve never actually… Actually, come to think about it, I probably have had dicks slept over in my ass… But that’s another story… That’s actually this story! Actually, ‘cuz we’re talking about the whole dicks in the ass. But, I’m sure you get the whole idea. It’s the dicks, your ass, you know, that sort of thing. Yeah, so uhh… That’s basically it. That’s basically; I guess I had my two cents. Dicks in the ass... That’s how it goes.
I hope you enjoyed it, that’s my spiel. That’s my little sp-sp-spiel about dicks in the ass. So ummm…….
There ya go!
Credit goes to Mr. TRCoolGuy for making such a beautiful spiel. My friend and I decided to type it up last night.